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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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