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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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