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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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