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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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