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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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