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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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