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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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