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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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