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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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