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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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