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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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