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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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