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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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