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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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