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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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