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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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