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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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