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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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