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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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