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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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