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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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