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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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