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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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