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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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