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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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