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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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