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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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