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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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