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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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