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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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