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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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