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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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