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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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