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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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