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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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