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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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