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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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