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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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