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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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