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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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