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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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