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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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