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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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