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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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