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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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