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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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