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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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