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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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