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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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