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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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