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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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