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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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