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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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