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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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