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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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