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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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